Here I is

Ok. This is where I ask or answer big questions. Questions like:

Just what has Barrack Obama done other than be a good speaker?
Why does chocolate taste so good with pretzels?
How come women don't want sex as much as men?
Why are the oldest countries in the world the most jacked up?
When will the Cubs win the pennant?
Is Tom Cruise gay?
Does Rosie O'Donnel wear a strap on?
Why did I pass up on Dawn Smoot when I had the chance to bang her?
Why is Mexican food so habit forming?
Will I ever go to Antarctica?
Has anyone had sex in space yet?